8 Types of IJGB You’ll Meet This December

IJGB (pronounced eye-jay-gee-bee)noun.

Acronym for “I Just Got Back,” a term widely used to describe Nigerians living abroad who return home for the holidays. Known for their dollars, accents, and endless fascination with Nigeria’s “vibes,” they arrive in December with energy that can only be described as chaotic good.

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If you’ve ever encountered one, you know they come in different types, each more entertaining than the last. 

Here’s a list of 8 types of IJGB you’re guaranteed to meet this holiday season. You might vibe with them or roll your eyes, one thing is certain—they’ll give you plenty of stories to tell.

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(1) The “Let’s Go Out” Type

These ones always want to be outside! . “Where’s the next spot? Is there a new lounge in town? What’s the plan for Friday, Saturday, and Sunday?” Their energy is unmatched, and their wallet? Deep! Dollars and euros are their currency, so Nigeria’s economy doesn’t faze them. Don’t try to keep up oo. Follow with sense.

(2) The “It’s So Hot” Type

These ones are not built for Nigerian weather anymore. From the minute they step out of the airport, it’s “It’s so hot! I can’t breathe! Why is it like this here?!” My dear, this is not Canada. Let us hear word, abeg. If they don’t stop talking about the heat, we might just carry them to Jos to cool off.

(3) The “Ahhh! How Much?!” Type

The inflation in Nigeria will humble these ones fast. They’ll come back and see Capri-Sonne for ₦250, Coke for ₦500, and fuel for ₦1,150. “Ah ah, is this the Nigeria I left five years ago?!” Yes, it is o—welcome home! 

(4) The “Omo, This Country Ehn…” Type

These ones are full-time philosophers. Everything in Nigeria amazes and frustrates them, and they’ll make sure you hear it. Every conversation starts with “Omo, this country eh!” They’ll complain about traffic, the government, PHCN, even the mosquito that bit them last night. Relax, bros, we that didn’t leave are still here surviving. Just enjoy your holiday small.

(5) The “What Did I Even Miss?” Type

These ones act like they need a cultural update. “What’s the new slang? Who is the latest artist? Is Big Brother still a thing?” They’ll spend half the time asking questions and the other half misusing the slang they just learned. “Who dey breathe nauuu?” Oga, just eat your suya and rest, abeg.

(6) The “audio gifts” Type

Before they even land, they’ll call and say, “Abeg, I’m coming home, tell me what you need.” But once you start listing your things—perfumes, sneakers, PS5—they’ll suddenly develop network issues. Don’t worry, just collect your Bounty chocolate and thank them.

(7) The “I Don’t Know This Lagos Again” Type

These ones act like Lagos suddenly became Tokyo. “Wait, this road wasn’t here before. Where’s that buka we used to go to?!” It’s not the city that changed, Uncle—it’s you. Their sense of direction is so bad you’ll end up being their personal tour guide. Just make sure they pay for your services.

(8) The “I Want to Taste Everything” Type

These ones land in Lagos with one mission: to eat everything. From amala to nkwobi, suya, and jollof rice—they want it all. “Where can I get the best asun in this area? What about pepper soup?!” By Day 3, their stomach has declared a state of emergency. You’ll see them popping antacids while still planning the next meal. Na wa

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No matter which type of IJGB you meet, one thing’s for sure—they always bring a unique flavor to the December experience. 

Know someone who fits one of these categories? Or maybe you are the IJGB? Either way, their December in Lagos could be unforgettable with the right plans. That’s where we come in!

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